Do You Live In Utah

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you
live in Utah.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a
parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you've had a lengthy
telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number,
you live in
Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for
the
weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in
Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you
live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in
the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your
house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can
drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching,
you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph
-- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live
in
Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled
with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you
find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually
understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you
live in Utah